AI business audits. Zero sugarcoating.
Your website needs
a reality check.
Turn your website into a funny, brutally useful business audit. Roastwise spots the weak marketing, muddy branding, and missed opportunities—then tells you what to fix.
Start with a free basic roast. Go deeper only if you want to.
The Roastwise approach
A little sting. A clear next step.
Our promise, not a testimonial
01 / The diagnosis
Laugh at the roast.
Act on the insight.
For founders, small business owners, and agencies who want an outside perspective without another vague marketing checklist.
Illustrative audit
Not a real business resultYour business score
54/100
Marketing
42/100Your homepage has seven calls to action. Your customers need a GPS to figure out what to click.
Fix: choose one primary action and make it unmistakable.
Branding
61/100Your logo says premium. Your website says 2012.
Fix: align your typography, imagery, and message with your positioning.
SEO
59/100Google knows you exist. Unfortunately, it doesn't think anyone needs to know.
Fix: give each key page a clear topic and a descriptive title.
Drop your URL. Get an outside view.
Let AI examine your business website for marketing clarity, brand consistency, SEO, pricing communication, and customer experience friction.
Find the friction behind the funny.
Get an easy-to-read score and pointed observations. A memorable roast makes the problem obvious; recommendations give you somewhere to start.
Turn the punchline into a plan.
Share your roast to start a conversation, or go deeper with a detailed improvement report and competitor comparison. Monitoring keeps the review going as your site evolves.
AI can miss context. Treat scores as directional feedback, not a verdict on your business.
02 / The next move
Free truth. Paid depth.
Start small. Choose a deeper report, an ongoing review, or an agency platform when it fits your work.
Basic business roast
Free
Your website score, a candid AI roast, and actionable recommendations to get you moving.
Get my free roastFull improvement report
$29
A detailed plan for improving the weak spots.
Competitor comparison
$19
See how your website stacks up against the competition.
Monthly business monitoring
$49/month
Keep an eye on your website as your business changes.
White-label agency platform
$199/month
Bring business audits into your agency's offering.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
03 / Your turn
Less guessing.
More fixing.
You built the business. Now get a fresh perspective on the website selling it.
Bring a URL. Leave with a next step.